that “so a brony tried hitting on me in a coffeeshop” post is one of the least real things ive ever read on this site
FUCK
Remember kids, alcohol is poison. But like a cool poison that makes you happy & gives your life meaning
Love being awake to experience the drunk –> hungover transition
Holy shit I just realized my elbows and upper arms are also covered with bloody scratches? Did a simple igloo crawl do all this or am I forgetting stuff
Why is there always crusty stuff in my hair after burlesque parties
At least I can say I’ve been to work drunk now ( even if the only reason I’m here is bc the two nearest convenience stores were closed and I had to walk two thirds of the way here on rly slippery ice for potato chips and Gatorade and after that I was just like fuck it)
I’m still drunk and I want potato chips soooooio freakin bad and I’m thinking about the movie Brave and together these are th reasons I’m crying a lil bit right now
I’m going to three theme parties tonight: Skanky Goth, Freaks n Geeks, and Sex Kittens…. wish me luck
Nobody wished me luck and this is what happened: 1) i got ultra mega hyper drunk 2) this guy i’d hooked up with came out to me as asexual and i was suuuuuper unsurprisedd 3) i got to kiss the girl i like and it wAS so great i fell all the way onto the floor and it was rly embarassing 4) my knees got all bloody and i look like a cool Blowjob Warrioir but actually i just crawled inside an igloo 4) i just lay on the floor with my body half way inside the refridgerator for like 10 minutes
But give me just one night and I’ll be almost fine
Remind me one more time it’s the best days of my life..
(via kroove)