-CONGRATULATIONS ON STARTING YOUR NEW GAME.-
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED A DEFAULT CHARACTER AND YOUR AUTHORITY AND GOD-LIKE PLAYER STATUS TO HAVE ANY SAY IN THE MATTER HAVE BEEN REVOKED.
HA HA. JUST KIDDING. YOU NEVER HAD ANY SAY IN THE FIRST PLACE. JACKASS.
WAIT, HOLD ON. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR CHARACTER.Hey, look, I started a mini web-comic while I work on the bigger web-comic. I might as well just cry now.
kyle why is your webcomic so mean
(via vulpinecyanide)
like do you guys know what i mean when i say crying periods though. like there are crampy periods and hungry periods and angry periods and then there are the periods where you cry at dog food commercials
“We’re young, but we’ve been married for three years, and people often assume that our marriage was arranged. It wasn’t. It was a decision each of us made.”
“Tell me about how you fell in love and what happened next.”
“I first saw her when I visited her family. And I knew right away that I wanted to marry her. Then, in our culture there are three different stages. First comes the engagement. At this point there is no commitment. We tell people that we’ve fallen in love, and we want to know each other better before we get married. We take this stage very seriously. We don’t touch, but we focus on getting to know each other’s personalities really well. The next stage is called ‘Melka.’ That’s when we exchange rings, and we are officially married, but we don’t live together yet. We still have a chance to get to know each better, with fewer limits and no family supervision.”
“Can you still change your mind and walk away at this stage?”
“You can, but it would be almost like a divorce. Still, people would know that you broke the Melka; you didn’t get divorced.”
“And the last stage is the social marriage, with a big gathering of family and friends. At that point we are officially married, and we can live together.”He then turn towards her and said, “So let me ask you, How do you feel now about your decision to marry me? Do you still think it was the right one?”
GUN TO YOUR HEAD
$100 ON THE TABLE
DO YOU SUCK MEGAMIND’S DICK
season 6 episode 7: Once More With Feeling
Anonymous asked: when i imagine u rotting after u die, i dont see you decomposing as an animal would, but more of when u put a plant in a jar and lock it away for two years and it literally turns to think slime. luv u
muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223:
this is extremely ominous and disconcerting i dont know if you mean this in a cute plant blogger way or an “i think about your rotting corpse often” way
at first i laughed at the man who said twilight sparkle was his fiancee… oh how the tables have turned
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
“Billy where is your homework?”
“im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
Tiffany Cadillac in Japanese Brand Katie
These shots are amazing
GOD i just do not care about boys. fictional boys? no. real boys? definitely no. cis boys? holy shit not even a little bit. i only care about girls. every variant of girls. just girls though. i don’t care otherwise