i still can’t get over how everyone in the room said “experience his body” at least twice during that conversation
WHAT WERE THOSE BURGERS MADE OUT OF THOUGH HOLY SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED TGE COWS IB PONYVILLE CAN TALK
guess who has seven thumbs and just successfully navigated a social situation? *points at self and is horrified by the sudden growth of opposable digits. my hands are useless now* THIS GAL
I’m about to do a psych experiment for credit if I seem different afterwards KILL MY DOUBLE. Sarah you’re in charge of periwinkle donate all my money to animal shelters and my stuffed unicorns to my bffs for the sake of fond remembrance
Anal Candling for Health and Pleasure by Omerta Hickey (sold by Vermont Pleasures)
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