scarecrowomen:

girl is that a carabiner on your beltloop or is your penis simply load-bearing and outside you’re pance

(via carfuckerlynch)

geeoharee:

andyisapigeon:

this is for all the people who enjoy simply looking at pigeons doing their thing

so when I was about 12, I decided I was sufficiently suburban and alienated that I didn’t have any proper superstitions and so therefore I would pick one for myself. now one white bird in a flock of feral pigeons is good luck for me, specifically, because I say so. hello, my own personal lucky bird

also pigeons are just fantastic. look at them. can you execute a vertical takeoff and a midair 90 degree turn to evade an oncoming Deliveroo biker? no you can’t. they have adapted ‘live on cliff and avoid world’s fastest falcon’ to ‘live on windowledge and avoid the number 41 bus’ and I love them.

(via todaysbird)

mermen:

add another clove of garlic im not driving

(via oh-hools)

notamean-greenbean:

you’ve considered the shrimplications but….. have you prawndered them….,,,..,,..

(via lake-lady)

storyhearts-journey:

Ann Carrington, inspired by traditional French bobbin lace

(via witchydarling)

lesbianhallieparker:

when mary oliver said “you do not have to be good” she didn’t take into account that it is quite literally the thing i want most in the world

(via gruesomegf)

milk5:
“owls-n-elderberries:
“Bank Vole (Clethrionomys glareolus) by phil winter on Flickr.
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Each berry is very large to her….
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shiftythrifting:

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1. Her (I regret leaving her there)

2. Murica

3. Was this meant to be romantic?

4. Wisco n

5. Presented as found

6. MATERNITY UNIFORMS (fake mustache mandatory)

7. A heartwarming message found in the toy section

All found at Goodwill in Tucson, AZ

oniongarlic:

lakewinnipeg:

his wife has stocked his ponds with fish;

To keep it real i fuck him on the shore

(via thelustiestargonianmaid)

gopyxp:

look at this thang

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(via supermariomamafucker)

long-hands-in-the-cornfield:

mishacakes:

greelin:

greelin:

not even gonna lie the stuff going on with legos these days is like.. fascinating to me

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like… this is crazy

You’re missing the Most Important One

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normal cherry tree, right? WRONG

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it’s little pink frogs

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big fan of these as well

(via nonbinary-bosmer)

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I was Lola Stone for Halloween >:)