girl is that a carabiner on your beltloop or is your penis simply load-bearing and outside you’re pance
(via carfuckerlynch)
this is for all the people who enjoy simply looking at pigeons doing their thing
so when I was about 12, I decided I was sufficiently suburban and alienated that I didn’t have any proper superstitions and so therefore I would pick one for myself. now one white bird in a flock of feral pigeons is good luck for me, specifically, because I say so. hello, my own personal lucky bird
also pigeons are just fantastic. look at them. can you execute a vertical takeoff and a midair 90 degree turn to evade an oncoming Deliveroo biker? no you can’t. they have adapted ‘live on cliff and avoid world’s fastest falcon’ to ‘live on windowledge and avoid the number 41 bus’ and I love them.
(via todaysbird)
you’ve considered the shrimplications but….. have you prawndered them….,,,..,,..
(via lake-lady)
when mary oliver said “you do not have to be good” she didn’t take into account that it is quite literally the thing i want most in the world
(via gruesomegf)
Bank Vole (Clethrionomys glareolus) by phil winter on Flickr.
Each berry is very large to her….
(via forestgreenlesbian)
1. Her (I regret leaving her there)
2. Murica
3. Was this meant to be romantic?
4. Wisco n
5. Presented as found
6. MATERNITY UNIFORMS (fake mustache mandatory)
7. A heartwarming message found in the toy section
All found at Goodwill in Tucson, AZ
his wife has stocked his ponds with fish;
To keep it real i fuck him on the shore
(via thelustiestargonianmaid)
not even gonna lie the stuff going on with legos these days is like.. fascinating to me
like⦠this is crazy
Youβre missing the Most Important One
normal cherry tree, right? WRONG
itβs little pink frogs
big fan of these as well
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