FUCK I’M CRYING ABOUT THE FUCKING NATIONAL ZOO AGAIN FUCKING FUCK ME
i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole
i’m getting teary-eyed writing this internship application essay about how much i love the national zoo i need to start taking my birth control again and maybe go to bed
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
(via funeral-gnome)
nayx:
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
(via bowiesnippleantennae)




