- me: mom react to this yaoi game for notes
- mom: no
- me: :-/ wtf be cool mom.....
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
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Good job pet store. That is what’s up.
I worked in a pet store for 5 years, and every Easter our rabbit sales went up exponentially. I can tell you from experience that almost half of the rabbits we sold were brought back in as early as two weeks after they were adopted. Some people let them loose, and some people send them to a shelter. People need to understand this very statement, and truly think about it. A rabbit is a big commitment, and should not be a fad or seen as a compulsory pet.
I cannot like this anymore than once, but I sure as hell hope people will spread this message, because it’s important as hell. I used to hand out care sheet BOOKLETS to everyone looking to adopt, and it prevented many of them from adopting in the end.
This goes for any animal, holy hell big underscores and exclamation marks. Huge props to this pet store for trying to put their pets before sales instead of shelling them out like candy.
jean ralphio valjean would be like: “I made my money the old fashioned way. *sings* I stole some silver from a bishop”
The whole “never kink shame” thing is bonkers because of the implied suggestion that the moment something becomes sexually arousing, it can no longer be criticized, because it really should be the other way around shouldn’t it?
Like, you can’t be like, “You like to dress up like a baby and stare at your cat’s butthole? You’re fucking weird dude. Wait, you say you get an erection when you do it? Oh okay. Never mind. You’re good.”
college has fucked me up so bad last weekend this guy mentioned that he didn’t have a meal plan and i was like “that’s kinda hot”
Editor’s note: Man, that bear is photogenic. It’s like bear glamour shots.
“You guys are the homosexual supporting cast”
