jeezypetes:

nothing tastes as good as dick feels

i don’t mean you have to be skinny to get laid i mean i’m shoving popcorn in my face to curb my sexual frustration but it isn’t working

nothing tastes as good as dick feels

microwavepizzaoven:

littlelaneykink:

doctor-daddy:

microwavepizzaoven:

one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”

*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!

*holds up sippy cup*

“More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?”

*innocent face*

don’t do this here

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

“What do you plan to do with your future?”

image

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bluechirri:
“ fishyinspace:
“ supervengers:
“ cishetsnotinvited:
“ transheadcold:
“ nauticus:
“ friendly reminder not to support lindt this easter season, or apparently ever again, because they support autism speaks.
”
Wowwwwwwww
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SIGH.
”
can...

bluechirri:

fishyinspace:

supervengers:

cishetsnotinvited:

transheadcold:

nauticus:

friendly reminder not to support lindt this easter season, or apparently ever again, because they support autism speaks.

Wowwwwwwww

SIGH.

can someone please explain why autism speaks is so bad?

because they’re adamant that autism is a disease that can be “cured”. They don’t have a single autistic person on their board. Autism Speaks produces advertisements, small films, ect. about what a burden autistic people are to a society. They only spend about 4% of their money on “family services.” They create a stereotype that makes it hard for actual autistic people, like myself, be heard and recognized as actually autistic. I was diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder before they realized that I actually showed signs of Asperger’s. They don’t actually help us. 

That’s the problem with Autism Speaks. 

(tw for violence, ableism, abuse, murder, and death)

It goes deeper than not having any autistic board members. Many of the allistics running the organization promote the horrific notion that you’re better off dead than autistic, and their influence and “activism” only supports the ideology resulting in the continued murder of autistic children and adults by their parents and caregivers.

Former Autism Speaks board member Harry Slatkin, whose wife, Laura, continues to serve on the Board of Directors, stated in an interview with Town and Country while still a board member that sometimes he hoped their autistic son David would drown in the backyard pond rather than “suffer like this all his life.” Evidencing a pattern of similarly violent rhetoric, Autism Speaks is also responsible for the 2006 PSA “Autism Every Day“ in which their then Vice President states on camera that she considered putting her autistic daughter in the car and driving off a bridge, and that the only reason she refrained from doing so was because her other, non-autistic daughter would have been waiting for her at home—her autistic daughter was in the room as she made these statements. Furthermore, the producer of this PSA explicitly admitted that the film was intentionally staged to portray negative images of autistic people and their families.

Only four days following the release of “Autism Every Day,” pathologist Karen McCarron smothered her autistic daughter with a garbage bag. McCarron stated that she murdered Katie because her “autism had not been improving,” had thought about killing Katie, that made an earlier brief attempt at suffocation, wanted to cure Katie, thought killing Katie would make her “complete” in heaven, and wanted to live without autism and thus had to kill Katie. Investigators found that McCarron was obsessed with different treatments for Katie. (See People v. FRANK-McCARRON, 934 NE 2d 76 - Ill: Appellate Court, 3rd Dist. 2010.) Though it is not presently possible to draw a direct connection between Autism Speaks’ PSA and Katie’s murder, this crime and dozens like it only underscore how the kind of rhetoric that Autism Speaks favors only serves to recklessly endanger the lives of autistic people.

(source article)

Autism Speaks also publicly supports the Judge Rotenberg Center, a group home for autistic and neurodivergent students that uses “treatments” like food and sleep deprivation and electric shock to try and train the residents into acting neurotypical. The center has changed states three times in an attempt to bypass regulation against abusive treatment, and their practices have resulted in the deaths of more than one student.

It’s not just an issue of Autism Speaks making it harder for us to get proper diagnoses and treatment. Autism Speaks is actively killing us.

(via plasticbile-moved)

wickedturtle:

laughing-carnations:

the non binary petition has only like jjust over 2 weeks and only has nearly 22,000 signs, but i dont think people realize that 22,00 is not enough and we need to get to 100,000 immediately

you are being depended on to sign this to help non binary people and give them basic rights

cmon do it

do it

here is a link to the petition, please please please sign/signal boost!

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gyaru-coordinates:
“ Tiffany Cadillac + Risa Nakamura
@ MILK 2014 Summer Exhibition , If you recall, Tiffany was the girl featured in Katie’s S/S 2014 Collection .
”

gyaru-coordinates:

Tiffany Cadillac + Risa Nakamura 
@ MILK 2014 Summer Exhibition  , If you recall, Tiffany was the girl featured in Katie’s S/S 2014 Collection  . 

(via zambiunicorn)

roachpatrol:

saeto15:

floofs: the photoset

bonus points if you can tell me what birds i stole their plumage from

roadrunner, secretary bird, bearded vulture. give me my bonus points. i have important things to spend them on. 

(via roachpatrol)

opticallyaroused:

This dude has a sick skill!!

_______

This rock balancing is done by Michael Grab. He is an artist and has killer patience. On his site gravityglue.com, Grab explains:

“The most fundamental element of balancing in a physical sense is finding some kind of ‘tripod’ for the rock to stand on. Every rock is covered in a variety of tiny to large indentations that can act as a tripod for the rock to stand upright, or in most orientations you can think of with other rocks. By paying close attention to the feeling of the rocks, you will start to feel even the smallest clicks as the notches of the rocks in contact are moving over one another. Parallel to the physical element of finding tripods, the most fundamental non-physical element is harder to explain through words. In a nutshell, I am referring to meditation, or finding a zero point or silence within yourself. Some balances can apply significant pressure on your mind and your patience. The challenge is overcoming any doubt that may arise.” Pretty sick, amiright?

(via druidheart)

castration: still cool and funny, still a good idea