Uncledom is when the dominant partner is called “Uncle” and the submissive is called “little niece”/”little nephew” and the dom buys the neice/nephew weird gifts like things they used to like 3 years ago and $5 iTunes gift cards.
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real talk, 1 in 5 american women will experience rape in their lifetime. 1 in 4 will experience domestic abuse; it is the leading cause of injury for women from the ages 15 to 44 in the United States, more than car accidents and muggings combined. this shouldn’t be accepted as a part of life….
one time when my sister and i were playing mario cart on the wii she decided that dry bones needed a mate so she made a mii named wet muscle
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I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
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I skipped ahead in this video to get to a bit where he’s talking and the first words I heard where “it is a very powerful beyblade, that is owned by one of the legendary beybladers.” This kid is cool
You are alone. Utterly alone in these big woods, aside from the animals, who take no notice of you. There are no humans, just you.
You whisper, in a voice so quiet that not even the birds stir at it, “I don’t like Bronies and their misogyny.”
Suddenly a Brony comes crashing from the sky, shouting on the top of his lungs: “WE’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT.”
*spends hours writing formulae and shit on a blackboard to come up with the perfect post* i have it… hey… hey everyone, whats up, ever notice how leonardo dicaprio has… no oscars?? anyone else notice that??
