March 7th, 2014 at 9:52PM

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:48PM

when  2 boys invite u to the same midnigt showing of the second hobbit movie

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:37PM
slipstreamborne: “ Rose: Answer Nepeta [x] ”

slipstreamborne:

Rose:  Answer Nepeta [x]
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March 7th, 2014 at 9:33PM
ruinedchildhood: “ Jinkies ”

ruinedchildhood:

Jinkies

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:30PM

grumpysalmon:

Do people really kiss each other’s scars, or is that just a romance novel thing? Because it sounds absolutely disgusting

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:27PM

melancholyprince:

G3 Bunches-o-Fun

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:24PM
I’m not disturbed by the speech itself as much as the fact that McConaughey’s place in our culture affords him the privilege of having a slightly off-kilter personality, almost without criticism. People have (rightly) gushed over Lupita Nyong’o’s touching Oscars speech, pointing out her poise, elegance, and genuinely touching words. But would the same praise have been lavished upon her if she thanked herself in her acceptance speech, and topped it off with a mumbling “all right, all right”? Last year, Anne Hathaway was consistently derided for her “smugness” and overly long acceptance speeches, while no ill comments have been thrown at McConaughey’s shit-eating grin. Kanye West is intense, but his intensity is unfailingly characterized as “ranting,” rather than a lovable personality quirk. Covert sexism and racism are nothing new (obviously), but McConaughey’s effortless swagger only emphasizes that his is the kind of behavior that we only — and even praise — when it comes in the form of a straight, traditionally masculine white male actor. — Brie Hiramine via Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About Matthew McConaughey’s Bizarre Oscars Acceptance Speech? – Flavorwire (via autostraddle)

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:17PM

livethefaggotry:

Marceline’s sweet life. 

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:16PM
asker

Anonymous asked: Sex and gender is the same thing which is why transsexuals have surgery

year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites:

Pee and poop are the same thing which is why they’re flying out of your mouth at rapid rates

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:15PM

nikevapormax:

“Hear me, Lumpy Space Princess. I will avoid declaring war on the entirety of lumpy space ruled by your parents if you apologize to me immediately.”

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:14PM
potatofart: “ honey-bunny-mountain-dew-me: “ teh editehed version. ” I just really like this picture of myself ok ”

potatofart:

honey-bunny-mountain-dew-me:

teh editehed version.

I just really like this picture of myself ok

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:07PM
grumpysalmon: “ kittysha: “ Probably the bitch who told me to stop talking about Nastia and robotic non-artistic gymnastics hahaha! There is a thing called “ignore button” you know. ” The conversations that occur in gymfanconfessions.tumblr.com are...

grumpysalmon:

kittysha:

Probably the bitch who told me to stop talking about Nastia and robotic non-artistic gymnastics hahaha! There is a thing called “ignore button” you know. 

The conversations that occur in gymfanconfessions.tumblr.com are in my eyes, art.

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March 7th, 2014 at 9:02PM

i live for three things: sucking dick, people’s war, and king of the hill

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March 7th, 2014 at 4:07PM
egriz: “Wynnie Wings! ”

egriz:

Wynnie Wings!

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March 7th, 2014 at 4:02PM

life-of-beyonce:

“JAY Z was told that if people dance in the isles, they’ll fine him”

JAY: “Okay so this how it goes.. usually when i get to this point i tell everybody if you wanna get in the aisles.. you wanna dance.. and have a good time it’s on you. So i did that for a couple of shows and i was like maybe 2 weeks into the tour and a fire marshall came to me and was like “could you not do that tonight because we’re gonna fine you if you do that” and i said.. “oh the irony! because you know i typically do that on a song called.. [paris] and there’s a pretty poignant line in there. And it says “what’s fifty grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me?” So.. with that being said ALL SECURITY STAND DOWN. All people who paid for your motherfucking ticket if you wanna stand in your seat.. you wanna get in the aisle.. you wanna do whatever you wanna do.. this is your arena tonight. So I can take the fine. whatever it is as long as it’s worth it.“

After jay said this, his fans attending the concert who were stuck at the back were then able to move forward to get closer to him and the stage.

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