bro, you cant just self-diagnose that you are gay. you need a prescription from a board certified homosthesiologist
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Vintage Black Burlesque
All of this!!!
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
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congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
the name connor originates from the gaelic name ‘conchobhar’ which is said to mean something along the lines of ‘wolf/dog lover’ so essentially - anyone called connor is a fucking furry.
Penelope is a tamago nigiri but with out the egg and the rice she is just fluff instead