i can’t take cold showers i think that’s messed up if you want a cold shower just stand outside and i’ll spray you with the hose
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it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
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Today, on International Woman’s Day, we’re very proud to be able to bring you a woman’s story of engineering, technology, innovation and invention solving an everyday problem.
In Kinshasa, capital of the war-torn Democratic Republic of Congo, traffic congestion is a serious problem. Apparently, few drivers bother to obey signs, lights, or even human traffic directors. It was a snarled free-for-all. Until the robots showed up.
The Congolese engineer Isaie Therese designed and built two 8-foot-tall, classic Robbie the Robot-style automatons to take over traffic-directing duties from their human forebears, and apparently, the plan is working.
“As a motorcyclist I’m very happy with the robot’s work,” one commuter told CCTV Africa. ”Because when the traffic police control the cars here there’s still a lot of traffic. But since the robot arrived, we see truly that the commuters are respectful.”
click through for a video report on her achievement
Putting this up again for the evening crowd incase they missed it!
#afrofuturismisnow
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Wittle Ribo was thirsty #rat #ratpost #ratposts @ratgasm @ratposts
This is a crazy pretty rat
OH NO
SOMEBODY TOLD THE OVIRAPTORS
Now they want in on it all too gdi.
So here have an oviraptorid being a Bullfinch (male, specifically).
Help.
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Cleaning up the hard drive today and found this series of photos… our LEGENDARY TOXIC TOY JARS.
We threw a bunch of jelly toys (vibrators, dildos and masturbation sleeves) into some glass jars, sealed them, and then just left them alone. This is what happened.
See all that clear fluid at the bottom? That’s the product of the ongoing chemical reaction that happens when PVC and phthalates (or other toxic plasticizing chemicals) hang out inside a jelly toy.
These toys off-gassed and slimed themselves and their jar-mates, swapping plasticizers and deteriorating even more.
Jelly toys are not body safe. Please feel free to share these photos far and wide!
ps These jars got so scary, we had to throw them away a couple of years ago. RIP, jelly toys. RIP.
Don’t buy jelly toys people!
“What the fuck is that?”
A reminder why you shouldn’t shove nasty jelly toys in your body! Look at that!
PSA
THE SEX TOY INDUSTRY NEEDS TO BE REGULATED OH MY GOD
Always buy phthalate-free, folks!
Or at least use a condom with cheap materials!
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is there a pizza delivery service that delivers directly to ur bed? and do they do this by breaking into your house or by phasing through ur walls