this bandaid wrapper looked like money for a second and I got really excited. My life is full of disappointments
but I think despite everything it’s still good to be alive, don’t you?
- tumblr user jeezypetes
Hire me to reject people for you.
Hire me to reply to anon hate.
frigiddykebitchcuntmanabuser2k14:
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
This is so surreal, this site is probably a dream, everything is. Goodbye forever, I’m ascending.
you know, we all laugh at the squart guy, but there’s something endearing about someone whose biggest turn-on is making sure their partner has a truly enjoyable orgasm. i bet he buys people flower bouquets and red bull. i bet squart guy volunteers at an animal shelter and gets super fired-up playing with the puppies. i bet he has a voice like john dimaggio too, because he seems like the kind of guy
Please do not romanticize the squart guy
(via gryffon)
“We met in the woods.”
“I was painting on an abandoned building.”
“He was wearing a mask. I thought he was a robber, and I dropped to the floor.”
these aren’t “trends” they’re haunting glimpses of the fathomless cruelty at the heart of the universe
(via monetizeyourcat-blog)
dream aesthetic:
no face, cool leather jacket, soulless hunk of tech