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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to. jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

(via unclefather)

potatofart:
“tastefullyoffensive:
“ Gall bladder’s last day. [theawkwardyeti]
”
AWWW”

potatofart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Gall bladder’s last day. [theawkwardyeti]

AWWW

(via the-noravirus)

likeafieldmouse:

Monotropa Uniflora

“Also known as the ghost plant, Indian pipe, or corpse plant. 

Unlike most plants, it is white and does not contain chlorophyll. Instead of generating energy from sunlight, it is parasitic, more specifically a myco-heterotroph. Its hosts are certain fungi that are mycorrhizal with trees, meaning it ultimately gets its energy from photosynthetic trees. Since it is not dependent on sunlight to grow, it can grow in very dark environments as in the understory of dense forest. It is often associated with beech trees. 

The complex relationship that allows this plant to grow also makes propagation difficult.

The plant is sometimes completely white but commonly has black flecks and a pale pink coloration. Rare variants may have a deep red color.”

(via kidsbop)

seriousjones:

cool tricks to share with your kids

(via ulibeanz)

I regret that there are days when I do not tell you that I love you. Because I love you every day, and every minute of every day, and even when you aren’t on my mind you are still there in my heart. And I know that you don’t feel the same way about me, but that’s OK, because all I’ve ever needed from you is for you to be exactly who you are. You are my baby, my one and only, and I love you more than anything else in the entire world. — p much word for word what I just said to my hamster
portraitsofboston:
““I’m a lifestyle connoisseur. I try to walk the fine line between practicality and aesthetics and weed out everything else.” ”
lmao

portraitsofboston:

“I’m a lifestyle connoisseur. I try to walk the fine line between practicality and aesthetics and weed out everything else.”

lmao

ethiopienne:

femme-in-floral:

How much time have you spent talking to some cishet dude when you didn’t want to just because you’re scared of what his reaction would be if you declined?

…and that’s what it means to be socialized into fear and constant male accommodation as a means of survival

(via hrairroo-deactivated20140712)

foxfamilyfeatures:

*video of me slowly lowering my hand to touch a weird swamp* i am gay and this turns me on 

(via spicy1234567890-deactivated2014)

tumblr user blessphemy just said I’m allowed to have sex even though I’m white

I’m shredding your couch… with my knife wings!!! — tumblr user blessphemy