licketyy-split:
“ I love my cute new My Little Pony earrings! This pack even has my favourite character, Lickety Split \(^o^)/
”

licketyy-split:

I love my cute new My Little Pony earrings! This pack even has my favourite character, Lickety Split \(^o^)/

(via mavdpie-remade)

queertheoryissexy:

nos3bleeds:

Ok so i don’t know how many of you saw my embroidery set from last year showing women in film statistics, but to tie in with International Women’s day over on Screenqueens and the learning I’ve done in the past year, I’ve added a couple more. 

In other word Hollywood is not our savior and never will be.

(via breakfastshoes)

ripsandchains:

GIVEAWAY!!!

WHO LIKES BEAUTIFUL CHOKERS? BETTER YET WHO LIKES WINNING BEAUTIFUL CHOKERS IN A GIVEAWAY CONTEST! WHO DOESN’T?

So to celebrate getting a high number of followers lately I’m going to do a second giveaway! This time you will get to choose TWO of the above chokers to be sent to you! How awesome, right?

THE RULES:

-      In order to participate firstly you must be following me! (this is mostly to make sure that the people who ALREADY follow me are on equal ground)
-      To be chosen, reblog this photoset! Simple hey ;)(likes and comments don’t count but are certainly welcomed!) You can reblog as many times are you like and I can guarantee the more times you reblog the more chances you have to win! Obviously ;)
-      The winner will be chosen COMPLETELY randomly put through a number generator and then chosen that way.
-      Winner will be drawn on the 23/3/2014 so get in to it straight away aswell as can be sent to any country in the world!
-      Upon choosing a winner I WILL make sure that the person I choose is not a giveaway blog, to keep it fair. If I come across it in my choosing I will roll again for a new winner.
-      Another thing I will be looking out for is people who delete the writing or add something of their own. Please keep the source and the giveaway information on there - if you don’t you won’t be picked simple!

IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS PLEASE MESSAGE ME AND GOOD LUCK!

(via bukibun313)

vagisodium:

barackobama:

i suck butthole all day every day

MR. PRESIDENT

(via iwilleatyourenglish)

nombee-zombie:
“ Behold the majesty of my self portrait
”

nombee-zombie:

Behold the majesty of my self portrait

“ Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one adopted her.
”

Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one adopted her.

(via meladoodle)

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(via treyner-blog)

speedwag:

*pulls severed hand out of my coat pocket* *kisses it gently* *tucks it back into my coat pocket*

asker

procrastinatrixextraordinai-blog asked: How can you be so right, every time? I wish I had a dick. If I had one I'd spend weeks composing the perfect casual selfie. Thank you for an oasis of gentleness in the world of online cocks. Most therapeutic.

critiquemydickpic:

you’re welcome.