what to look for in a guy
- large claws
- fire
- large wingspan
- scales
- ability to destroy towns
- knowledge of old english/dragon languages
- dragon
I told my brother that I was cutting my hair shorter than his is now and he responded “damn it, now that means I have to cut mine” and if that doesn’t explain white heterosexual masculinity to you in one sentence idk what will.
Princess to princess, there is no saving that awful dress.
Tbh if I loved Tara more than I already do, I’d be Willow
i AM willow though
BONELUST FUTURE PROJECTS: Just finished degreasing this big pile of opossum & raccoon jawbones. These will be used in BoneLust jewelry & art pieces so stay tuned for that here and at Bonelust.Etsy.Com as well as other types of full mandible & single jawbone pieces. 💀♥💀 (at http://bonelust.etsy.com)
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men are fucking disgusting and i highly suggest everyone avoids them at all costs
i wish i was as pretty as james franco then i could be rich and famous while still lacking any discernible talent
Mike Tyson with two Rock Doves (Feral Pigeons) (Columba livia).
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this is my kink where do I find this guy
fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
i refused.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.
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“Hello”, a short comic I drew for “The Anthology Project: Volume 2”
Check out more of my comics here! http://www.shanahanigans.com/
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For real though why do boys complain about kissing girls who have red lipstick on? It just gets on your lips so now you’re wearing it too?? It’s a free makeover and now you’re lookin fab why complain??? So ungrateful?????
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