This is what almost four billion years of human evolution looks like when it’s condensed down to ten seconds, thanks to the fine folks behind the original Cosmos.
From self-replicating bags of chemistry to billions of bacteria to crude multicellular blobs to tiny swimming monsters to clumsily creeping fish to fuzzy proto-mammals to weird, naked, two-legged apes … every cosmic blink holds a beautiful story.
If you’d like to retrace your steps along the path of time that ends with you, I recommend this awesome Wikipedia page.
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This is it. This is my OTP. I’m not much of a “shipper” but I want these sexy lady detective torsos to get together so bad. There is no one I can talk to about this because the Another Case Solved fandom does not exist because it is a free puzzle game app. I fear that my sweet, no-nonsense Agatha is falling for that piece of shit thief McLean. If only there were a way to adjust her sexuality settings
Jennifer Lopez - I Luh Ya Papi Feat. French Montana (Video)
THIS IS AMAZING
I AM HERE FOR THIS SONG
I AM HERE FOR THIS VIDEO
I AM DEFINITELY HERE FOR THIS CONCEPT
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT A FEW DAYS AGO
THIS IS SO 2014
I’m pretty sure the secret purpose of boardwalk t shirt shops is to prevent terrible people from reproducing
Things I should do over spring break:
-work on my creative writing story
-start on my hip hop paper
-study for my upcoming psych midterm
-get ahead on neurobio readings
-apply for more summer internships
Things I probably will do over spring break:
-play another case solved and compose a chair dance to “I’m A Good Girl"from the movie Burlesque
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snoutregiment-deactivated201602:
This speaks to me.
This is so sexy
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i’ve seen a lot of awful posts here on tumblr.com but this might be the worst
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Just Made A Rape Joke? Think It’s Edgy? Well Here’s A Truth Bomb.
Comedian Jamie Kilstein thinks we shouldn’t joke about violence against women. That view got him notably shunned from the comedy community; other famous comedians weighed in, called him names, it was a whole thing. As a result, he lost a TV deal, promotional gigs, and friends — all because he said rape jokes are bad.
silly silly little comic
Ladies, gentlemen, and other gentlepeople: my girlfriend’s ‘silly little comic’
Oh my fucking gods this is perfect
i did a quick doodle of the pink friendship horse
sighs party horse again im lazy
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