Texting my dad is like talking to a motivational speaker hes a cute African man no wonder my mom let him put a ring on it
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Easter is coming up! And it’s a terrible time for pet store bunnies!
Rabbits are marketed as “easy”, short-lived, starter pets, especially during the Easter holidays, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth! A healthy, well cared for bunny can live just as long as the average cat or dog- 10-12 years!
What’s more, they have more complex needs than a cat or a dog. Rabbits are prey animals and do not behave or show affection in the same way as predators like cats and dogs; they don’t deal well with being outside-only animals; they can get sad if they’re on their own and don’t receive enough attention; and if they’re bought as a male and female couple, they can start reproducing from as early as 5-6 months of age, and they can carry multiple litters at the same time!
They have a specialised diet (NOT carrots!), need a specialised living area (unless you want all your things to get chewed up!), and they need specialised vets! Caring for them costs as much as caring for a dog!
They’re a big responsibility!
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You probably think this world is a dream come true. But you’re wrong.
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Japan has 3 alphabets to discourage weeaboos from learning Japanese.
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
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excerpt from an older thing i abandoned cause it sucked
Lord Of The Rings Middle Earth Map Leggings
Taking a trip to Mordor can be, well, treacherous. Having a map handy will make the trip about 1% easier. These leggings will help you simply walk into Mordor. Sold on Etsy.
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A 15 year old kid named Abdul just tried to pick me up on the sidewalk I’m lmaoing