Showed up to dance class today and saw that my teacher had taken her husband’s car to work. My immediate instinct was to vogue.
Sorry for the long post! Little storyboard I wanted to do, involving modern diner mermaids.
i’m getting my life in order
*makes my bed* good enough
You know it’s spring when, just after sunset, the refrigerator constellation rises in the western sky.
(But seriously, remember that our perspective on the stars is at the same time wonderfully unique but not at all special, and the stellar stories that we write are products not only of our imaginations, but also our brain’s relentless desire to recognize patterns in random assortments of far away dots)
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Homestuck Challenge: Favorite Scene/Pages➥John’s 2nd fight with Bec NoirJOHN: hehe…
“as someone who is not upset or panicked by content, trigger warnings personally offend me, because i see them with increasing frequency, and yet they do not serve any of my needs in a direct capacity. i strongly suspect they cater to the needs of people who are not me, and thus i am compelled to shriek about them in the loudest, whiniest way possible inbetween gnawing furiously on the lids of my neighbors’ trash cans”
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i was gonna draw jade at first but then it escalated quickly not only that i thought fucking 200% of 145 would have been 245 god im so dumb
so yeah this was not well thought out
The prettiest blossom at the flower show!
This is how the Joker should be. Not a grimdark lunatic, just a weird asshole
i yearbooked
i yearbooked hard
have some pines twins, grades 9-12
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
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God I hope this is true.
OMFG
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
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quick-script-deactivated2022112 asked: Also I understand and respect your femine beliefs but I must ask you please stop bashing strait men like me and my brother if not I understand but... I still feel sad😰 k bai
awwwww but it’s so fun
I guess you must be referring to my
recenttweets?
Otherwise it’s just stuff I reblogged. I don’t care if you’re straight I don’t know you or your brother. Girls are great. I love girls. We are in the same boat.
Pinkie, that was quite generalizing what you did there. I don’t think my GF really has a lot to put up with in my case, or that of any guy with some decency.
I think.
-Generaallucas
It’s nothing against you personally.
