marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Quotable Cordelia Chase
Look, Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I’m the Slayer.
i took buzzfeed’s “what buffy the vampire slayer character are you” and it said cordelia chase and i’m completely ok with that
(via boredn0w)
me: *waves at a puppy being walked*
puppy’s owner: *waves back at me*
me:
daily reminder to please never give a rabbit a bath
Or your hamster!!!
Some cute brony furry nerd wanted to see the new mcdonalds toy!!
Who says mermaids all want to kiss sailors and princes? Eff that, I want to kiss a mermaid!

In the grand tradition of Amish Vampires in Space, I post this with unironic amusement.
i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website.
The most puzzling answer to an interview question of all time.
He’s like some kind of transdimentional superbeing
LIKE? You mean he’s not?
“As an American?”
Are you sure?
(via onewonderfulbug)




