last night i got a guy to do naked pull-ups in his doorway what did u do
Never do anything ironically it eventually turns into something you just do.
the gay agenda is like the straight agenda but swole and with bigger muscles
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i don’t know what’s weirder—the fact that i made it into heaven or that it’s pretty much just a bigger chuck e cheeses
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Giraffe-taur drops a quarter: the crappy comic.
baAAaAaaaAAAABYYYYYY
the aesthetics and catch cries of hot dads (admiration of/fuckability of) is the ultimate flag planted in the ground by women as a retaliation for endless years of shitty ya mum jokes from idiot boys.
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is there any way I could get paid to stay up til 5 am snacking and watching tv bc that is what I really excel at and that’s what I want to devote the rest of my life to
“a feminist, eh? so you’re a man-hating lesbian witch?” yeah lol
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