wordlyfucks:

live life to the fullest, fuck a dragon, eat a gem or two, teleport

(via honted)

(via saety)

anyone who says money can’t buy love has never tried giving me large sums of money

grumpysalmon:

Is bring your daughter to work day truly a thing, or is it just a plot device that morphed into something people say happens?

o_O — the response to an awkward comment in 2009 (via greatwhiteprivilege)

(via funeral-gnome)

theveryworstthing:

can’t original art because of stress so it’s fanart time.

here are some Puffs.

(via vulpinecyanide)

monobeartheater:
“ djavjr:
“ has science gone too far
”
swag and class come together in harmony
”

monobeartheater:

djavjr:

has science gone too far

swag and class come together in harmony

(via roachpatrol)

You must remember, it isn’t about β€œAll men are menaces to women,” it’s about β€œAll women have been menaced by men.”

The best shit I’ll read all week (via emlestrange)

The best ever response to the ‘not all men!’ crusade. If it’s not about you, stop making it about you.

(via clementineford)

(via fishy-lin)

cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

(via year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s cool that if i hold a seashell up to my ear i can hear the ocean but if i hold an empty pringles tube up to my ear i can hear my dad saying “wtf are you doing idiot”

incendiarism:
“ M-McDonalds-chan…
”

incendiarism:

M-McDonalds-chan…

(via lunartu)