I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, POT OF GREED
“sir please be quiet, there is no talking during the SAT sessi-”
IT ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO CARDS FROM MY DECK
“sir those aren’t two cards, you just pulled out a tech deck and a hit clip of who let the dogs out by the baha men from your pocket”
*I don’t hear him because I’m already out in the quad doing varial heelflips on my fingerboard and listening to classic rock*
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*brings a girl home n then starts flickin my bedroom lights on n off* “welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!”
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Hi friends! sorry I haven’t updated the comic in a while, I’ve been very busy with finals. As a special treat I’m posting a new comic today (this one your reading), tomorrow, and the next day!! And one of them will be a special guest comic by my good friend Ben Doane.
Everything will be back to normal next week and Dead Rat will update every Wednesday as usual.
Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene
Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity
in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene
From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny
Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean
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Twilight does this every time one of her friends accomplishes something and they all pretend to be tired of it.
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this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun
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The titular BURNING SKELETON PRINCESS is next in line to become the incendiary monarch of the peaceful Bone Wastelands when her kingdom is suddenly attacked and overrun by horrifying beings of flesh. To repel the invaders, she must gather esoteric artifacts of power and seek out allies in other kingdoms—such as the young Lady High Necromancer of the Reanimation Nation. Will BURNING SKELETON PRINCESS succeed on their quest? Tune in next week!
i was sitting in chemistry lecture but instead of learning the chem i made up an entire fuckin children’s tv show. don’t be me
EVERYONE SHOULD BE YOU