whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate
U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S
(via funeral-gnome)
tiny ponies!! i’m making them into stickers which you can get some of here
(via fyeahrarity)
For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
(via fishy-lin)
stop fetishizing straight relationships…………….not every show needs to have straight people…………
I’m tired of all this politically correct “Straight people have to be in every show and every movie” crap. Like damn. Your heterosexuality is not the focus of EVERYTHING. They are just PEOPLE. They don’t need to be everywhere. It’s so unrealistic to have all these straight people around.
(via krokonoko)
does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol
this post bugs me every time it crawls across my dash.
O2 is used as an H-ion acceptor in the electron transport chain and becomes H2O
CO2 comes from the breakdown of glucose
OXYGEN IS NOT CONVERTED INTO CARBON DIOXIDE UNLESS YOUR’RE SONE KIND OF ALIEN WITH A WHACKADOODLE RESPIRATORY PHYSIOLOGY
(via blessphemy)
the funniest part about living in/near dc is being in the city and seeing families walking around in their red white and blue star spangled outfits like
oh are you tourists I had no idea
- some traitor: u know napoleon wasnt that short french measurements are just different from american measurements
- me: apologist
the newly crowned princess of friendship looking pretty glam after a day at the spa