This is just to say

librarianpirate:

I have eaten

the spiders
that were in
my cave

and which
you were probably
counting
for statistical purposes

Forgive me
I am an outlier
adn
should not have been counted

(via themanfromnantucket)

hubedihubbe:

You guys sent me suggestions on what to do more with centaurs and some of these are your ideas! Ahh they’re super cute ;V; Also centaur females who don’t need no bras nu-uh

I love the idea for the lil paint guy that he’s very jumpy and ridiculously scared pff. Still don’t have a name for him tho, or the girl.

(via witchydarling)

asker

chipsdeluxe asked: Dude. You mean you've been hot this whole time?

monetizeyourcat:

ecclesitrashtes:

boyexemplified-deactivated20151:

??

Late capitalism is when a cookie brand compliments your looks

i hate this future. it’s like being buried alive in a soft, limp handshake

timey-world:
“ “I’m la crème de la crème” ”

timey-world:

“I’m la crème de la crème”

(via fyeahrarity)

pimpunderthemountain:

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

my favorite part about that lyric is that 9 out of 10 lightning bugs refuse to hug the man

(via luuvbird-deactivated20140614)

pomfette:
“ I CHANGED MY FACEBOOK PHOTO AND MY AUNT IS P I S S E D
”

pomfette:

I CHANGED MY FACEBOOK PHOTO AND MY AUNT IS P I S S E D

(via monetizeyourcat-blog)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

(via monetizeyourcat-blog)

(via krawps)

askpopcorn:
“ Не надо было торопиться с заморозкой … рисование успокаивает шальные нервишки)
”

askpopcorn:

Не надо было торопиться с заморозкой … рисование успокаивает шальные нервишки) 

(via fyeahrarity)

lady-arryn-deactivated20140718:

She tried so hard to be brave, to be fierce as a wolverine and all, but sometimes she felt like she was just a little girl after all.

(via moonry)

feather-haired:
“ awwww-cute:
“ Baby deer hiding out in my yard this weekend
”
how cute!
”

feather-haired:

awwww-cute:

Baby deer hiding out in my yard this weekend

how cute!

(via dollydollspookprincess)

tetsuoatehimbread:
“he ate macaroni and was happy
”

tetsuoatehimbread:

he ate macaroni and was happy

(via b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827)

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  give their teacher an apple

extroverts:  smash the classroom walls in, break the clock, don’t salute the flag

(via luuvbird-deactivated20140614)