I just called my hamster a useless member of society because she keeps chewing on her bars even though I just gave her one of her favorite cheesy chew toys harsh but necessary
ok good now she’s running around with the toy banging it into the sides of her cage equally annoying but way cuter
I just called my hamster a useless member of society because she keeps chewing on her bars even though I just have her one of her favorite cheesy chew toys harsh but necessary
- JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
- INTERVIEWER: Like what?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
- INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”
The end credits of game of thrones are on a black background specifically so you can see the look of horror on your face reflected in your computer screen
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my wifi has been on the fritz all weekend so i had motivation to draw up a ponysona that i’ve had in mind for a while!! their name is pantsy and it sounds like pansy cause that’s what they are. a pansy of a pony. they don’t have a cutie mark and theyre pretty bashful about it so they wear pants all the time to cover up their blank butt. pantsy is not a talented flier in the slightest and they don’t use their wings often, so they’re pretty wimpy and shed feathers sometimes. their mane and tail are also almost always a mess. they have a very light pink blaze marking, hooves and wing tips.
their pants were gonna be white but i forgot to color them so i they can be the color of ur blog or whatever n( 9 w 9 )n
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headcanon: Princess Luna is aromantic asexual and will never be your waifu. She also hates your shitty video games.
Today, a look at the contributing compounds to ‘old book smell’, and the origins of the less well researched ‘new book smell’: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-hV
Books don’t get old. They get better.
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