thepartyrehab:
“ Pumpkin Pie Milkshakes.
Ingredients & Measurements:
• 2 cups Vanilla Ice Cream
• ½ cup Milk
• ¼ cup Cream or Half & Half
• 1 Tbsp Vanilla Extract
• 2/3 cup Pureed Pumpkin
• ½ Tbsp Pumpkin Pie Spice
• 1/3 Cup Graham Cracker Crumbs
•...

thepartyrehab:

Pumpkin Pie Milkshakes.

Ingredients & Measurements:

  • 2 cups Vanilla Ice Cream
  • ½ cup Milk
  • ¼ cup Cream or Half & Half
  • 1 Tbsp Vanilla Extract
  • 2/3 cup Pureed Pumpkin
  • ½ Tbsp Pumpkin Pie Spice
  • 1/3 Cup Graham Cracker Crumbs
  • 2-3 oz. Bourbon
  • Frosting & Sprinkles

Instructions:
Add all ingredients to a blender until mixed well. Rim glasses with a very light coating of frosting and dip in sprinkles. Pour the shake into the cup and sprinkle cinnamon on top. Top with whipped cream if you want & enjoy!

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roachpatrol:

Red cats, mint monsters, and unicorn and dragon cups are all up on my storenvy now! I’m running really low on funds this month so if you’re thinking about some cool new additions to your kitchen, now is the time to treat yourself! Signal boosts are also, as always, super appreciated. 

http://rachelroach.storenvy.com/

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charlesoberonn:
“ madmadsmadly:
“ homuratrash:
“ lawliets-cake:
“ i had a random thought
what if there was a notebook called the ship note
its like the death note, but instead of killing people, you write two people’s names beside each other
and they...

charlesoberonn:

madmadsmadly:

homuratrash:

lawliets-cake:

i had a random thought

what if there was a notebook called the ship note

its like the death note, but instead of killing people, you write two people’s names beside each other

and they fall in love

writing details and cause of how they fell in love beside their names

no details? love at first sight.

isn’t it a beautiful thing to have

image

THAT IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON

I would make so many world leaders have secret gay international relationships.

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zambiunicorn:

Hey guys I’m doing pre orders for Leggings and Dresses until Sunday night so please hurry if you want one! I have to basically get a certain # of orders for it to be worth it so if I don’t get enough orders I’ll refund you! SO these will be available until the 29th! Please tell anyone who might be interested :)  http://zambicandy.storenvy.com Thank you!

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theblacklacedandy:

al-grave:

hkirkh:

“Vintage” Ads for modern day sites

I feel like these ads need to be in Rapture

Same

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ladoddsy:
“ streetlightarson:
“ perfectperfidy:
“ boxlunches:
“ “ The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.
”
Oh
”
What the...

ladoddsy:

streetlightarson:

perfectperfidy:

boxlunches:

The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

Oh

What the fuck that isn’t safe

No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly. 

‘No man should sit comfortably upon the throne’

It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.

(via vulpinecyanide)

u know that hopeless dread that envelopes you when u can’t find the pair of shoes u wanted to wear that morning

“But women get unfair advantages in custody battles”

handaxe:

FALSE. Fathers who ask for sole custody are far more likely to get it. It’s just that they don’t ask, mostly women do. Men win custody over women even if they are ostensibly unfit. More and more, judges and parents rule in favor of 50/50 custody. In fact, in the past ten years, the men’s rights movement has been devastating to women seeking custody in court and women are awarded sole custody about half as many times as men.  

So find a new fucking myth. 

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feministfeels:
“givesgoodface:
“objectoccult:
Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays. With the help of a...

feministfeels:

givesgoodface:

objectoccult:

Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays. With the help of a special device, banned bootlegged jazz and rock ‘n’ roll records were “pressed” on thick radiographs salvaged from hospital waste bins and then cut into discs of 23-25 centimeters in diameter. “They would cut the X-ray into a crude circle with manicure scissors and use a cigarette to burn a hole,” says author Anya von Bremzen. “You’d have Elvis on the lungs, Duke Ellington on Aunt Masha’s brain scan — forbidden Western music captured on the interiors of Soviet citizens.”

Once upon a time, my dentist, who is Ukrainian, told me a very long complex story about how he used to do this, while he was injecting me with novacaine. Fun times.

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matsu-noiz:

Kuragehime // Princess Jellyfish

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angel-cake:
“ This is an actual product you can buy on Amazon which happens when you search My Little Pony. This is why nobody likes bronies.
”

angel-cake:

This is an actual product you can buy on Amazon which happens when you search My Little Pony. This is why nobody likes bronies. 

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officialunitedstates:

“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."  False:

  • the bird in your hand must be a small bird in order for you to have it in your hand.  the birds in the bush may be any size and thus possibly worth more at market
  • it is possible to throw a net around the bush, guaranteeing capture of the two birds
  • going after the two birds does not necessitate the release of the bird in your hand.  transfer custody of the bird to a trusted associate for a shot at a total of three birds

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