gay
- 1st base: “i;m gay”
- 2nd base: full rotation in one another’s presence (thru 360+ degrees)
- 3rd base: building a cum nest. you live there from now on
- home run: the baseball leaves the ballpark
(via monetizeyourcat-blog)
Intro song for the album, the vocal melody and lyrics were improvised. Ah.
Lyrics:
As I force myself out of bed,
wondering how I can do this all over again,
I’m… so far from broken, and so far from being fixed,
and I know it’s useless going back to my useless tricks,
I know I’m crazy,
but maybe,
I’ll see some motivation..
I shall believe,
that there is something out there that’s for me,
and if there is, I’ll grab the chance,
make sure it doesn’t slip away,
and the last thing you need to know is;
I am here.
Kyle!!!! This is so good!!!!! 😍😍😍😍
(via vulpinecyanide)
- Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
- Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
- Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
SEALED BY FATE - sara m. lyons 2014
been working my way through buffy while i draw / make nail decals / cut stickers / fill etsy orders the past few weeks, so i did this little drawing. i’ll probably do prints or stickers or something in the next couple weeks.
Reminder that the word ‘psychotic’ refers to people experiencing psychosis or to the experiences themselves and is not a general insult to use against violent people
The idea that mental illness and violence are linked is unfounded and leads instead to…
30Day My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Challenge
Day 1 - Favourite character from the mane cast?Twilight Sparkle
“A little while ago, my teacher and mentor Princess Celestia sent me to live in Ponyville. She sent me to study friendship, which is something I didn’t really care much about. But now, on a day like today, I can honestly say I wouldn’t be standing here if it weren’t for the friendships I’ve made with all of you. Each one of you taught me something about friendship, and for that, I will always be grateful. Today, I consider myself the luckiest pony in Equestria. Thank you, friends. Thank you, everypony!”
- person: why would you say/do this?
- inbred: because it's the internet? i can do whatever i want on the internet watch me chug this entire value pack of elmers glue and carve my cock like a jack'o lantern because i am such a fucking stupid piece of shit. did i rustle your jimmies? *chortles* it seems like i did
The two people I’m sitting between on the plane both smell terrible in completely different ways
A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.
You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.
A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.
You are in a garden, and you are astonished.
— How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel (via jeanpaulfarte)(via bowiesnippleantennae)