well everyone… since it’s national coming out day, i think it’s finally time to tell you all the truth… (raises arms and a dove and a raven fly out of my right and left sleeves respectively)
the more openly queer i am the more women in my life who start talking like “i don’t know, i’ve always liked girls, i can really see the appeal, i just can’t, you know? for reasons” and it’s like… yes… you’re getting there
my mom has as much as said that she’s definitely straight becuase she has a hard time imagining being with someone without a penis and it’s been a struggle to keep my mouth shut
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Not me, I don’t want to brag but I have a big penis, but my friend has a small one and he was wondering where he could buy extra-small condoms. He says it’s not only incredibly short but ridiculously thin as well, so regular size condoms don’t even hug. He’s tried looking at the websites, such as Trojan.com and Durex.com and he’s looked at their product lineup and he says they don’t have any small condoms. And he’s looked for them at Wal Mart, Target, everywhere, he just can’t seem to find tiny
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dear gays
if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,
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>tfw the gemstones set into the face of the obelisk you discovered in the woods behind your school while digging a hole to hide in in 2009 melt into a glowing purple mass that bubbles and stains your carpeting at the sound of an ad for yet another upcoming Seth Macfarlane movie
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This shirt makes me laugh so much. imagine wearing it and thinkin “fuck yeaaa. you fuckin bet im wearing this, im like a skins character”
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last message before i go to bed, and god help me i dont care if i catch flak for this: I. THINK. POISON. IS. JUST. GRAND. *crowd gathers together, cheering. al pacino looks up, still sitting down and cries, raises fingers to lips in joy*
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Normandy landing that you didnt see. 1944
Red Cross workers.
That is seriously the most badass thing I’ve ever seen.
… i hate to feel like asking: this is for real right?
From the Red Cross page.
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if you ever feel weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck