Next time astronauts come home we should all pretend to be dead to fuck with them
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a pair of bandit queens, one of whom is a gorgon who petrifies any hapless merchants or upstart bandit kings edging in on their territory, and the other of whom is her huge buff troglodyte gf who lives off of this convenient source of rocks, her favorite food
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Anonymous asked: Can you explain what cis means?
when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life
everytime you reblog this a straight person turns into mist and becomes a cloud
But I don’t WANT to turn into a cloud
thats too bad
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Target asks customers to not bring guns into stores
Target: Target interim CEO John Mulligan said Wednesday the company will ‘respectfully request’ guests not bring firearms into its stores, even where they are permitted by law.
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The mighty Tremoctopus. Behold!
I saw some blanket octopus posts floating around tumblr today, but I noticed they left out one of my favorite characteristics of the Tremoctopus: their extreme sexual dimorphism. So I thought I’d reblog this old post.
A bit of aggression works well for them, I guess!
i wish human males would just rip their testicles off and give them to me
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Anal masturbation
Objects such as lightbulbs or anything breakable such as glass or wax candles cannot safely be used in anal masturbation, as they may break or shatter, causing highly dangerous medical situations.
