Good things DO come in small packages (a micropenis erotica)
People are under no obligation to call you your prefered pronouns. Be thankful for the ones that do.
i hope that everyone forever refers to you only as “piece of shit,” and they’re all nonchalant about it like that’s just what you’re supposed to be called, and when you tell them that you don’t like being called that, they just show you a printed out version of this post.
Meanwhile somewhere else at the Bali zoo a pangolin carries its baby in its enclosure. The pangolin baby was born on May 31.
Picture: AP Photo/Firdia Lisnawati
(via greenprase)
French fries are great, but every now and then don’t you wish you had a crisp, clean potato instead of soggy, greasy French fries? You might think tha…PLEASE FUCKING READ THIS INSTRUCTABLE
WHAT THE HELL
plz educate urself
(via monetizeyourcat-blog)
Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette
hes so short
gay horses doodle for positivelypinkie
OMG OMG OMG OMG I LOVE IT THANK YOU! ♡
