crystal formations in a pool
I don’t even care how much it’d hurt I would probably try and swim in this if given the opportunity. FUCKIN’ CRYSTAL POOL.
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planning a future with my weird misshapen eyeball: do I wear an eyepatch (to hide my deformity) or a huge monocle (to magnify it and force everyone to SEE what ive BECOME
i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself
ill be honest before seeing the caption i thought this was some pretentious art student photo about the frailty of the human condition depicted by a common household object that lost its primary function
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did u know that when allergens get in your eyes it can cause the membrane over your whites to swell up with a weird yellowish fluid, partially obscuring ur vision and making your eyeball a weird lumpy shape bc I did NOT and that was a terrifying experience
i said “was” but actually it’s still happening i thought the swelling would go down quickly but it isn’t looks like i’ll have one misshapen eyeball that i’ll be constantly crying out of for the rest of my life (smiling shrug emoji)
did u know that when allergens get in your eyes it can cause the membrane over your whites to swell up with a weird yellowish fluid, partially obscuring ur vision and making your eyeball a weird lumpy shape bc I did NOT and that was a terrifying experience
Plate Etiquette
I did not know this.
The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth
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these look like backgrounds from a cool as hell 90’s point and click adventure game that i desperately want to play
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Beez In The Trap
Slaves in the #matrixThis is an attempt to #decode the #lyrics to the song to give you the true #occult meaning.
Alot of people are saying that rap lyrics dont make sense. But that is not true. #Rap #lyrics today are #occult codes and needs to be #decoded in order to understand them.
In case you did not know all people highly successful in the #music #industry are #initiated #witches
Hook
Dark mothers of death are useless and they cannot bring forth life. They are the in slave nomads of the universe who have unbalanced mind due to mind due to mind altering substances, which causes them not to speak life. I am a slave in the matrix, slave, slaves in the matrix.Verse 1
I have already been incarnated on planet earth and I may be a higher being. I have already raised my energy to the point of implosion. Which now I am a black hole, which makes me magnetic. Like my father this is through my bloodline. My mother fuels this and if she don’t she is ignored.
Let me break the UIE (user interface engine) of the matrix. I command the matrix to open. I will force the fragmented to crack open the matrix. To fake like you have no genetic illness. Like you are the power house (source of power). The serpent vibration is low and lives in mankind. Dark mother of death I command an opening like I am your child.