if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg
hey kids
it’s fuckin 90 degrees out why am I wearing sleeves
how do i trick crows into being friends w me? ive been saying “i am a crow” where they can overhear but i dont think its working
(via monetizeyourcat-blog)
the worst part is that i can’t even tell if this is a joke or not
The new equivalent of the navy seal thing
sailorplvto’s 420 followers giveaway
Thank you all so much for sticking to me for the past 2+ years! In celebration of me hitting my first goal, I’m hosting my very first giveaway! Here’s what you can win;
- Up to 30 dollars of merchandise from lolitadesu.
- Any one pair of circle lenses from pinkyparadise.
- bodyline costume 410 in your choice of colour.
- mini sailor moon brooch from starlight deco dream
- idolm@ster: cinderella girls kirari (normal) nendroid. (not pictured due the post acting like a bitch when i tried to add it)
- popin cookin (not the exact box pictured)
the rules are;
- mbf me, it’s for my followers yadda yadda
- no giveaway blogs
- like/reblog as much as you wish
I will be picking the winners August 5th, right before college orientation. I will announce the winner once they are chosen, and send them an ask. If your ask box is closed, I will pick again. I will be keeping track of notes.
Good luck! Y’all have some time to rack up notes, so get to it!
(via treyner-blog)
Prosecutors: Deputy who killed unarmed teen won’t face charges
AP: Prosecutors say they won’t file criminal charges against against a sheriff’s deputy who killed unarmed 13-year-old boy in Santa Rosa, Calif.
Sonoma County District Attorney Jill Ravitch announced that investigators concluded Deputy Erick Gelhaus fired his weapon at Andy Lopez in response to what he honestly and reasonably believed was an imminent threat of death.Photo: An undated photo of 13-year-old Andy Lopez and the replica assault rifle he was holding when he was shot and killed in Santa Rosa, Calif., on Tuesday, Oct. 22, 2013. (File)
“if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado”
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