another set of commissioned dragon hoards ! the cat hoarder and the kitten hoarder are best friends and sometimes let their charges meet for playdates
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so the first four hoards were so popular that theyve become kind of on ongoing series ! some of the ones here feature the commissioners ocs and personal items, but ALL of them involve things very dear to me: weird lizards on piles of junk
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I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”
I’m so going to buy it.
I bet yall didn’t believe me
(via witchydarling)
Masculinity is so fragile.
MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!
COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER
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girl scout badges and accomplishments
-blood tithing
-bonecrafting
-demon hosting
-bearer of the dark crystal
-arson
-haruspex
-slime
-antagonizing extraterrestrials
-thaumaturgy
-aviation
-day out on the lake of fire
-grievous injury
-self surgery
-best warcry
-chainmail fashion
-week alone in the woods of eternal night
-malevolent fungus taiming/p>Pleas dont lie on the internet like this
i was a girl scout for several centuries
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Oarfish are very rarely seen. They are often considered the cause of “sea-serpent” myths as they can reach lengths of up to 30ft. Not much is known about their behavior or life cycle as they are rarely encountered. They only come upto the surface if they are seriously injured or dying.
I was just thinking of this animal today.
Should have included that them washing ashore sometimes forewarns earthquakes and tsunamis.
I can only imagine the places where it had been
And what it had done
In unknown whereabouts and abandoned warehouses
Dangerous fun
But I hold the thought it's somewhere licking its paws
Waiting for my call
Wandering at ease, the backstreets and alleys
It's all my fault
Then you let love in, I thought it was gone for good
(via witchydarling)
Stay Safe In The Big Lightning Storm
My puppets assembled near an abandoned house, circa 2007/8.
