If aliens are reading this please abduct me that would be so sick
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I had this binder.
this is basically my aesthetic in one image
The most common aromas that women find tempting are BBQ, berries, chocolate brownies, cucumber, flowers, nacho cheese, and the ocean.
i want to see where axe is heading with this
i hope it’s the bottom of the fucking sea
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protip: if you’re a guy and you’re out with your friends or just out by yourself and drinking or not or whatever
please don’t pull aside a girl sitting or walking on her own okay and try to engage her
it’s highly likely she doesn’t want to deal with you or try to give you whatever time or…
tonight on mythbusters:
- body hair is unfeminine
- big bellys arent cute
- hairy/fat = unsexy
right when i posted this lightning struck right outside my apartment because god is jealous ofhow cute and powerful i am
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