I look super gross but it was finally cool enough to wear my sweater!!
HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
Damn I’m screwed
Thank god I’m tall and beautiful
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straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.
straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal
Anonymous asked: it literally is gamebro im crying
like i am 100% sure that is the same guy
I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.
This meme is so good it has end credits
somebody suggested wendy picking up mabel’s sweater habit (or at least letting mabel cram her into a nerdy sweater,haha) and i just think itd be s O CUTE !! so heres a quick doodle
today i purchased a sweet red-and-black House Targaryan tee and my mom, ever the optimist, said
“that’ll look cute with some white shorts!”
and I’m like
“mom, I don’t want to look kawaii, I want to look kowaii.”
*cue laugh track from fatherly unit and sisterly unit*
We have systematically genetically modified all the foods, the vegetables and animals, that we have eaten ever since we cultivated them. It’s called artificial selection. That’s how we genetically modify them. So now that we can do it in a lab, all of a sudden, you’re going to complain?
So we are creating and modifying the biology of the world to serve our needs. I don’t have a problem with that because we’ve been doing that for tens of thousands of years. So, chill out. — Neil deGrasse Tyson to anti-GMO advocates (via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)
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Told you guys I’d do a re-draw! Totally forgot to add the balloon, though.
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