Mayonnaise factory manager gives up job - to become a NATIVE AMERICAN
A mayonnaise factory manager has quit his job – to live as a NATIVE AMERICAN.
He might not quite be sitting bull, but Les Atkins is going to follow his dreams and tour the country teaching people about the Native American way of life.
The 65-year-old from Walsall, West Midlands retired from his job on July 31 after 15 years of service - but now plans to spend his days dressed as his alter-ego Native American.
By day Les, a married father-of-two, was responsible for a labour force, but come the weekends he would dress up in traditional clothing including a head dress, which he made himself. He estimates he’s spent at least £5,000 on his obsession over the years - but admits the total is probably much higher. Les said: “I’ve been obsessed with the Native American way of life ever since I started watching spaghetti westerns in the 50s. ”They really got me interested so I started learning more. I’ve visited a few reserves in Arizona and Utah.
Could this be any more comical?
Shameful.
So he is going to spend his retirement being racist
The Mayo Factory Manager
The MAYO FACTORY MANAGER
The one who supervises the creation of mayo
I cannot
“he would dress up in traditional clothing including a head dress, which he made himself.”
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“I think beauty is just about knowing who you are and knowing that you’re beautiful no matter who thinks you’re not. And knowing that you’re smart and knowing that you’re capable of doing anything you put your mind to.”
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*points at blog w one of those cool hand shaped pointers* *speaks in tour guide voice* now here on our left we have what they call a “troll blog”, a type of blog dedicated to making certain groups of people look bad by using techniques such as exaggeration and misrepresentation because they can’t think of any logical arguments against the groups of people they believe to be ridiculous and/or fake.
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A Paranormal Clown Had Sex With Me by Susan Hart
A BBW with a deathly fear of clowns, gets a two foot high clown doll as a gift from a distant cousin. The doll grows to the size of a man and insists on sex with the woman, who is still afraid. Some months later there’s an unusual twist in the big beautiful woman’s life, and it’s one that’s completely unexpected.
Editor’s note: You know, normally I’d leave out the synopsis, since I’m not really about judging the content of the book, but I’m just amused as hell that the unusual twist isn’t the clown doll sex.
Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.
That’s a FUCKING mother right there. Best mother of the year award goes to a god damn cat. I wish my mom was a cat
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This cat is my hero
I just looked it up and this poor cat! Her eyes were blistered shut, her paws burnt raw, and almost all her fur burnt off, but even then she still tediously checked over all of her kittens to make sure they were ok after she took them from the burning building. The mom and kittens were in intensive care for three months afterwards, and they all ended up surviving except for one kitten. Thousands of people lined up to adopt the cats, and the survivors all ended up living long, peaceful lives.
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that all happened in under 2 minutes
Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.
So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.
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