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sterfler:
“ take a walk take a rest
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sterfler:

take a walk take a rest

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

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nudiemuse:

ladycrappo:

Based on Paul Koudounaris’ photographs of jeweled skeletons from early modern Europe.

Omg yes.

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roachpatrol:
“ regisfiliaaa:
“ Got ‘em, coach!
”
FUCKING SLAMMED
”

roachpatrol:

regisfiliaaa:

Got ‘em, coach!

FUCKING SLAMMED

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powerburial:

signedsincerelymegan:

powerburial:

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

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If we came from babies, as these “scientists” would have you believe, then why are there still babies among us today?

i was looking for a reason to unfollow someone and then they reblogged the “even gay people can be assholes” post hhahaha see u sucker

witchydarling:

but of course, love. just check your google drive docs for THE GAME OF DEATH.

motherfuckin found it

god this is glorious

nemuttai:

my life as a teenage skeleton 

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becausebirds:

Bird sings to a dog while he eats his food.

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