Anonymous asked: Would you dare to give a horse a handjob if it was safe to do so?
its so sad how obvious it is that this is a horse on anon lmao
doodling something peaceful to the music on my doodle blog u q u
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Scaris: City Of Fright airs today, and I still can’t find Catrine. :c
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Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
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when i was in 2nd grade i had to go to school counseling because in the little diary project our teacher made us work on i wrote down “people only really care about you if you are dead” and drew a lil ghost with a bow and a microphone and a crowd cheering for her and i wanna talk to seven year old me and tell her how relatable that sentiment is
One of the shop guys asked me when my last day was (it’s tomorrow) and what my favorite animal at the zoo was (I said elephant shrew) so basically I’m probably going to be able pet one of these things tomorrow and if I don’t working at a zoo all summer and looking cute every day will have been for NAUGHT
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These are humanized versions of the 1980s My Little Ponies, Galaxy and Night Glider
I’ma forgive, I won’t forget, but I’ma dead the issue.
If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon
AH
HELP
I’m safe!! (poor Daddie… Daddie??!)
Im still here My Beautiful Little Girl….I may not be 5’7” … but i got me a BIG STICK!!!
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Anonymous asked: why are the hot ones always gay
Because straight people are ugly
Someone apparently isn’t a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, Martin Freeman, Matt Smith, Christopher Eccleston, or any other straight, famous person.
I stopped after Benedict Cumberbatch
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
