August 12th, 2014 at 7:20PM
the-study-of-wumbo: “ stereolights: “ It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips ” maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife ”

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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August 12th, 2014 at 7:14PM

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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August 12th, 2014 at 7:12PM

ceedling:

jackpowerx:

thelingerieaddict:

fuckyeavanity:

most amazing words ever spoken.

Eartha Kitt, dropping some self-love realness.

I needed this.

forever 

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August 12th, 2014 at 7:11PM

bumbleshark:

treesthatsee:

*blows a kiss at the ocean (for the sharks)*

image

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August 12th, 2014 at 7:08PM
roachpatrol.tumblr.com

magesmagesmages:

sounds-simple-right:

badscienceshenanigans:

kbdownie:

thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

I don’t think they’d…

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August 12th, 2014 at 7:05PM
Bail and Legal Fund for Those Arrested During Ferguson Anti-Police Demonstrations

d-pi:

 

A bail and legal fund has been established to support the 43 or so people who have been arrested during the anti-police demonstrations in Ferguson, Mo.  Please spread the word widely and help us get some money together to get these people out.

Also, we are looking for information on who was arrested so we can get them legal support and bail them out if necessary. If you have a friend or family member who was arrested, please email us their name at antistatestl@riseup.net

All funds collected will be used to support those arrested during the demonstrations–their bail money, fines, legal funds, or other related expenses. In the unlikely event that there are additional funds, they will be used to support people resisting police repression and police violence in the future.

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August 12th, 2014 at 6:59PM

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August 12th, 2014 at 6:56PM

evyerone on the whole earth

cornharvest:

Be quiet

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August 12th, 2014 at 6:52PM

i cant believe i jacked it to hentai just now, wow

vapor-man:

now that i have your attention, remember that capitalism is killing our nation

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August 12th, 2014 at 6:51PM

mulders:

in the 90s david duchovny went into x files internet chat rooms and was like ‘hey it’s david i want to talk about the x files’ but nobody believed it was him i’m crying

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August 12th, 2014 at 6:46PM
enemaroberts: “ burger king gonna kill us all ”

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

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August 12th, 2014 at 6:42PM

coelasquid:

micdotcom:

Days after Michael Brown’s death, Ferguson looks like a war zone

A vigil held for Michael Brown, an unarmed black teenager gunned down by Ferguson, Mo., police on Saturday in disputed circumstances, turned into what the media described as a riot on Monday evening.

But while national coverage has focused on the indisputably counterproductive violence and destruction committed by Ferguson residents during a moment of anguish, videos and photos taken from the scene show local police aggravating the situation as well.

Years of tension have reached a boiling point

This whole situation is really cementing the whole “dispotian Sci-Fi is just the shit that happens to everyone else happening to white people” saying, because every day this situation is looking more and more like something you’d expect to see in a Judge Dredd comic before a real modern American town.

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August 12th, 2014 at 6:42PM

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August 12th, 2014 at 6:41PM

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August 12th, 2014 at 6:34PM
asker

Anonymous asked: i dont shave my pits b/c its not worth my time. but i always wear long sleeves now so no one sees.. i dont know why i feel insecure about it, i dont think im dirty fot not shaving, its my desicion and its ok. i dont know why i feel insecure. help? :(

ulibeanz:

4 me personally every time i try something new i feel semi insecure about it for a lil bit just cuz its new territory kinda like a snail peekin its lil head outta its shell. if you do it enough times (go out in public w/ a tank top, maybe first just a quick trip to the mailbox, then to the grocery store, then maybe to an event with friends, etc) eventually ur FULL outta that shell & slippin around all silly when u realize that, hey, its ok, this is fine, everythings ok even tho i got hairy pits and ppl say im not allowed to. its still great! the suns still shining and theres a tun of grass for my snail body to munch on. just work little by little on bein brave!! ily and goooood luck!

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