i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever
all of them would win
it would be chaos
(via treyner-blog)
people in high school used to call me “succulent tendril” due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight
imagine if when you die & go to hell, satan gives you an ipod & all that’s on it is a recording of every song you sang as part of a group except with your voice singled out
nicki minaj if youre reading this please push me down a flight of stairs
Professor Booboo by lieveheersbeestje
this is the most important image i have ever seen
(via astrakiseki)
I don’t get why any of you even like me at all but I have a feeling it might be because I’m a beautiful hilarious effervescent model with a great personality
The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water.
Life (2009)
they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff
(via witchydarling)