These would make fabulous tattoo designs!
yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school
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why are children so short? what are they doing down there?
getting into trouble
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all-aboard-the-childish-tycoon:
Summer Glau rehearsing for Serenity
I really love that she fights like a dancer.
The pirouette prep in the second gif tho
Dudes she’s a ballerina.
THAT PIROUETTE PREP
10 Things Men find Unattractive in Women
- Spooky minor key leitmotif building to a crescendo
- Cannot be focused on with naked eye due to headache sensation
- Impromptu Red Hot Chili Peppers-esque “scatting”
- Thousands of scorpions
- Chequing account with fanfiction.net
- Constant surveillance by agencies.
- Inability or refusal to touch magical scarab.
- On fire, does not burn.
- KoЯn
- Several marbles, on a dare
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y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill
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spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up
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oooooh my goooood i’m hiking in fucking utah and i came across sollux carved into the goddamn million y/o sandstone
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I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
Ok so my quasi bf left me to sleep in like,,, 2 hours ago? He said something about getting food but he’s not back and he’s not answering my calls or text? Tbh he better have gotten hit by a car this boy better be in the hospital I have never felt this disrespected in my LIFE
