ppl who silence western women by saying “youre complaining about being called a bitch/bossy?? women in poor countries are being TORTURED!! what do you have to complain about?!” dont actually care about the women being actually tortured in these poor countries they literally just want you to shut up
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Does Alcohol Kill Brain Cells?
Quick Questions explains what alcohol does — and doesn’t do — to your brain cells. Enjoy this episode responsibly!
todays warm up turned into„ human flutters?
how do you draw legs
The Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft houses the only known intact pair of necropants, a beyond-disturbing item popularly used for purposes of traditional magic in seventeenth century Iceland. To make your own (and thus reap good fortune), strike a deal with a friend than whoever dies first will allow the other wear the lower half of their corpse as a pair of pants, day and night:
If you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his death.
After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin.
A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed.
To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.
Im scratching my head??? Like it made sense up until the coin scroat part………….
i’m fucking dying. i want a scrotum that attracts money
(via monetizeyourcat-blog)
this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs
the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear
who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies
who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.
you’re loved too. don’t forget that.
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