When women used to be depressed or were not “taking care of their men” properly their husbands could send them to the psych ward for attitude adjustments. This was part of conditioning them to always wear a smile. They believed that if a woman saw herself smiling that it would become natural practice and that she would be “cured”. This often went along with shock therapies.
CREEPY.
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this is it. i cant top this. i cant laugh any harder than i am laughing right now. life from this point can only go downhill. good
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It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
- Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
- Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
- Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so:
This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.
- Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.
- As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.
- Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.
- Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.
JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.
just in case guys
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i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”
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Abandoned tuberculosis sanatorium, May 2014. Staying in that particular spot to strike various poses and get our shots scared the crap out of me because I/we were running the risk of being spotted by someone from outside, considering some of this complex is/was still active/in use! ianference
Another fantastic scene I created with the incomparable msmeggo, in the lobby of an abandoned sanatorium.
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As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
This is still funny to me.
Grover bits were always the best.
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High School Fads, 1944
Ok so now I’m on the look out for lesbians with hair bows in the back
This ^^^
I just like how the bow on the left is a ‘signal and a chllange’ it’s like yeah, Betty’s been going steady with Tommy for a few weeks now, but let’s see if Ronny can step up his game before Betty becomes a right bow kind of girl
can i use ‘she wears her bow in the back’ as a euphemism now?
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if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
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Bucket List
•pet a deer
•pet a baby deer
•pet a BABY DeeR
•smooch a baby deer
•befriend a baby deer
•hold a baBY DEER
•GENTLY HUG A BABY DEER
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Flight number one completed now only a million to go
and does hallmark make cards that say Sorry About The Weird Sexual Tension Between Us I Honestly Don’t Know Where It’s Coming From I’m Not Really Attracted To You At All