depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
Having both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.
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I knocked a lil lamp off me bedside table w my feet but then I caught it w my feet but then I was to lazy to put it back so now I’m just chilling with a lamp tween my feet. That was like twenty minutes ago
FUCKING FF I PUT THE LANP BACK ABD WENT TO GO EAT CHEESE AND AS SOON AS I STOOD UP THAT EFFING PIECE OF SHIT LAMP LEPT RIGHT OFF ONTO THE GLOOR I FUCKING CRADLED U TENDERLY IN MY FEET LIKE A GODDAMN LAMP FOOT BABY AND THIS IS HOW U REPAY ME
I knocked a lil lamp off me bedside table w my feet but then I caught it w my feet but then I was to lazy to put it back so now I’m just chilling with a lamp tween my feet. That was like twenty minutes ago

uoa:
Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)
y’all need jesus
This is disturbing
A universe without purpose should neither depress us nor suggest that our lives are purposeless. Through an awe-inspiring cosmic history we find ourselves on this remote planet in a remote corner of the universe, endowed with intelligence and self-awareness.
We should not despair, but should humbly rejoice in making the most of these gifts, and celebrate our brief moment in the sun.
— Lawrence Krauss, theoretical physicist (via candidlycara)(via carazelaya)
I’m pleased to introduce u to Sprinkle’s new home… they’re sleepin in their lil cave right now so I won’t wake em but I’ll post pics of em later… 💤 and there’s normally a lil screeny cover for the tank!! 💓💕💞🐌
CNN has obtained a video, taken shortly after Michael Brown was shot, that shows a contractor who had been working near the shooting site describing the incident in a manner that matches other eyewitness testimony—raising his arms and shouting “man, he was going like this,” as if to suggest that Brown had adopted a posture of surrender before he died.
Two contractors are shown in the video, and both have spoken to CNN; one also spoke previously to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and one to Fox affiliate KTVI. The individual who is shouting and raising his arms in in the video told CNN that “the cop didn’t say get on the ground. He just kept shooting.” The other said that he saw officer Darren Wilson “chasing” Brown, that Wilson fired a shot at Brown while Brown’s back was turned, and that Brown raised his hands before he died, though it’s not clear at what point the witness saw Brown’s hands raised. (For what it’s worth, it seems like the worker who spoke to KTVI is the one wearing a pink shirt in the video and that the worker who spoke to the Post-Dispatch is wearing a green shirt.)
The CNN account notes that the workers are not from Ferguson and did not know the Brown family—a detail that could increase their perceived objectivity vis a vis witnesses from Brown’s neighborhood.
33 Days since Mike Brown’s murder, and his killer, Darren Wilson, is still a free man. How much more evidence is needed to make a fucking arrest?! #farfromover #staywoke #ArrestDarrenWilson
Update on Ferguson
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skully-cat took this pic of my ear a couple weeks ago with the same effortless artistry she does literally everything
bet u forgot i got this
6 months in, not quite healed, but no terrible experiences yet. couple bumps that were persisting over a couple months, but they have been getting better huzzah
Gravity falls adult joke!!!!!
Oh the innocence of childhood. It’s actually kind of adorable
I dare you to say “porn” quieter than he did
ALEX HIRSCH, CORRUPTING THE YOUTH
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