blessphemy:

jeezypetes:

I know we buried a dead chipmunk in my friend’s backyard last night but I’d forgotten how close me and Chippy got before we returned her body to the earth

I hope people do this with my corpse if I die

(via blessphemy)

jeezypetes:

u know ur white when a police officer stops u to say he likes ur hair

(via blessphemy)

blessphemy:
“ jeezypetes:
“ *is going to be an hour late for orientation* *listens to what the hell by avril lavigne on repeat all morning*
”
u can tell she’s keen on making a good impression on the Foreigners
”

blessphemy:

jeezypetes:

*is going to be an hour late for orientation* *listens to what the hell by avril lavigne on repeat all morning*

u can tell she’s keen on making a good impression on the Foreigners

(via blessphemy)

ladylovelycocks:
“ i love the fashion in sailor moon i want to dress like this every day
”

ladylovelycocks:

i love the fashion in sailor moon i want to dress like this every day

(via heavysister-blog)

How did David Duchovny become an actor

Still I’m glad it happened

How did David Duchovny become an actor

Was someone just like, “this guy is great at speaking with no inflection whatsoever let’s build a character around that”

How did David Duchovny become an actor

pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

(via 061119920735)

They put pictures of rich old white dudes on all the money to remind you who gets to keep most of it

caboodlefly:

5ublim3art:

spacebats:

ravenzoe:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

THIS IS EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER HOPE FOR

Oh fucking shit

WATCH IT
WATCH IT ALL NOW

That fuckin ending! Holy shit this is so perfect omg

(via artsy-kitten)

nubbsgalore:

during the autumn rutting season, red deer stag find themselves with elaborate bracken crowns from having rubbed their heads against the ground, which they do to strengthen their neck muscles so as to help them in battle with those competing for the affections of the does. photos by (click pic) mark smith, toby melville, luke millward and greg morgan in london’s richmond park. (see also: more autumn rut in richmond park)

(via witchydarling)

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mageofalpaca:
“ I’m naming them Pastel Grunge and Goth Grunge and they’re girlfriend queens any objections
no?
good
”

mageofalpaca:

I’m naming them Pastel Grunge and Goth Grunge and they’re girlfriend queens any objections

no?

good 

(via parfaerie)