The Most Emotional Fabric
I hope my host mom doesn’t come home tonight
“Why are you poaching eggs at 2 am” is not a confrontation I want to have in spanish

Two-sided Ichigo bookmark drawn by Mia Ikumi (print it, cut it out and bend in half X3).
dear internet
The making of Smaug. (x)
he gets paid to do that
are you telling me cucumber man humped the ground and screamed for 2 minutes and gets a lot of money and tons of fan girls, but when i do it I’m “intoxicated” and “ruining my sister’s wedding”
(via artsy-kitten)
A Public Service Announcement: everyone stop emailing me I hate it
do you ever look at your eye and go like ew wtf is this disgusting hell orb















