I’ve like
Barely felt the desire to experience extreme bodily harm all day.
Today is a good day!
It’s the World Wide Web
It’s like staring straight into the heart of the Elemental Plane of 90s!
i don’t care if this was made in 1995 or last march this is 1000% exactly what the internet is in my heart god bless
“UPDATE: People emailed saying she is not a dog so i googled llama and she is a llama, and I am keeping her because she already likes me and my house”
(via artsy-kitten)
Triplet Carpet Pythons
Cerberusnake!
(via blessphemy)
A selection of tweets from jessehimself talking candidly about human decency, social justice and racism today on twitter.
White folks, choke on this.
(via onewonderfulbug)
NEW ETCLEND MCGERGOR NEW YORK 1591 MATSED CLUB
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
genderqueer bunny is sick of your gender normative bullshit
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