Anonymous asked:
If your a lesbian then why are you posting about pussy and cock?
is it your very first day on planet earth
i believe in the positively threatening aura of Ican Doit
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getting caught feeding computer chips to the dog to make him smarter whaaattt no i didn’t know you weren’t supposed to i swear no i sweeaaarr. you turn around i’m feeding him spiders to make him develop silk for me
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Roman glass perfume bottles.
1) Colourless with pale blue green tinge. 1st century A.D.
2) Translucent turquoise greenish blue. 1st century A.D.
3) Colourless with purple tinge; trail in opaque white. 1st century A.D.
4) Possibly colourless with iridescent weathering. 2nd–3rd century A.D.
5) Translucent cobalt blue. Iridescence, and patches of creamy brown weathering. 1st century A.D.
6) Translucent blue. Creamy brown weathering and iridescence. 1st century A.D.
7) Translucent purple, Iridescence.1st century A.D.
8) Glass mosaic perfume bottle. Translucent cobalt blue, with marvered trails in opaque white. Early 1st century A.D.
9) Translucent yellow, iridescence on exterior. 1st century A.D.
10) Marbled glass perfume bottle. Translucent blue and opaque white. Patches of iridescence and creamy white weathering. Early to mid-1st century A.D.
Images and text information courtesy The Met.
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There should be a medication that makes you explode instantly. Just a giant blood explosion everywhere
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A combination of nature documentaries and crappy horror movies had broken my brain in a very specific way
brilliant
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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
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Wotever *roles you into dough and makes a pie to teach you a lesson about listening to your elders*
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what the term “little buddy” is saying is that
1. you are small
2. we are friendswhat could be better than that
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My lyft driver said “you’re the first passenger ive had today that buckled their seatbelt” stay safe out there everyone 😭😭😭
