5ci:
Reasons why I never get good pictures of my bird: he doesn’t stay still
please watch this, itll change your fucking life. i say that a lot, but have i ever lied to you. where can comedy go from here? only down
I just got my hand burned by hot ramen water and honestly I’ve never felt so betrayed in my life
if you don’t believe me go to the old cave in western pittsburg, and ask for carl the bedwetter
(via unclefather)
I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after being screamed at by my teacher that I would never be able to read anything my grade level, only to have a college level reading skill by the end of sixth grade. My motivation to write and keep doing whatever I want because no matter who tries to bring me down, I know that I can overcome it just like I did those years ago.
I blushed and stuttered, barely getting out a ‘this may sound dorky, but thank you for everything you’ve done for me’. I hadn’t told him the tragedies that had gone on in my life in specifics. I thanked him for giving me a chance when so many adults did not and how I found it ironic that I still love a series about miserable children when I practically went through the same thing. And even though I’ve heard ‘I’m sorry’ so many times about every death, every terrible thing that has happened, I have never heard one so sincere.
Here I was beating myself up about failing to convey myself in front of this wonderful man. How I missed my chance. Putting my things away, I grabbed my book and peeked inside to see this. And I began to cry.
This is a man who I have never met before. A man I have only dreamt of meeting since I was very small. But yet in one small sentence he has managed to move me entirely. A sentence that has needed to be said for a long time now.
‘To Bridget, who has suffered enough.’
(via ulibeanz)
Both these looks are so iconic Winter 2014
Ellen scaring Taylor Swift
It’s my favorite thing to do.
Still not over the fact that Ellen reblogged this.
(via funeral-gnome)
OK YES THEY ARE HERE FINALLY
CAKE PONIES!! set one of three :3
sorry, i’ll stop spamming adoptables soon!! gotta purchase some things
(via mavdpie-remade)
