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The Sock
This is the pillow in question
Note the football ness
Very obviously football themed how did u miss it
In middle school try had a holiday fair every year around Xmas season where the kids could make all kind if things and sell them at booths to teach them the meaning of Xmas: CAPITALISM
It was a lot of fun but anyway I bought this fleece pillow with funky designs hella cheap just minutes before closing and then years later my friend asked me why I had a football themed pillow and I was like what?
I never realized. Football pillow
But I sleep with it at night it keeps my tum warm. No regrets
I think I was that friend
I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.
witchydarlingi know what i’m getting all my friends for christmas
If you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded india and wanted to get rid of all the snakes so they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra and then people started to breed cobras to get money and once the government realised, they dropped the reward so everyone just released their cobras so basically they ended up with way more cobras than they started with.
A British person pushes a crumpet around their plate morosely. They sigh, and take a sip of tea. The delicate, sweet flavor reminds them of the good old days of the British Empire and brutal colonialism. They smile, and start to chuckle. Remember when we invaded India and horribly oppressed their population? they think. There was that whole mix up with the bally snakes. What a laugh!
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If you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded india and wanted to get rid of all the snakes so they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra and then people started to breed cobras to get money and once the government realised, they dropped the reward so everyone just released their cobras so basically they ended up with way more cobras than they started with.
“If you ever feel sad remember when England invaded India” what a way to start a post
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